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[Rustling]

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♪♪

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-Yn 1621 namen pylgers in skoft
fan baarnende heksen

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bywenje it earste Thanksgiving feest.

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Net útnoege, fansels.

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Lês de keamer, ferdomme puriteinen.

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Nei hûnderten jierren, dizze nasjonale feestdei

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fan in wykein fergrieme mei minsken dêr't jo letterlik net mei kinne

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is in goed dokumintearre
Amerikaanske tradysje.

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Mar ús generaasje - technysk bin ik Gen Z,

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mar ik identifisearje my as in Millennial --

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wurdt ôfbrutsen mei de separatistyske beweging

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bekend as Friendsgiving, en dêrom bin ik hjir.

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Myn namme is Frances Sharp. Ik bin in dokumintêre.

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Ik wurd bekritisearre as in narcissist
mei in twang

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om alles te dokumintearjen.

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Elkenien ropt my oan

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"knip de kamera, Fran."

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- Jo moatte it har mar jaan, en dan as jo dat dogge,

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hja lit dy mei rêst
úteinlik.

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-Guon minsken hawwe terapyhûnen.

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Ik haw myn iPhone.

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Dizze Thanksgiving set ik mysels foar de kamera

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mei myn bêste freon, Parker.

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En har raar-ezelMormoanske freon

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by syn kont-neuk-nearne kabine.

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-Ja. Okee.

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Okee. Nee. Ik moat gean.

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Ferlieze tsjinst. Okee.

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Ew. Dude, slach gewoan op jo JUUL
as in gewoane persoan.

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- Gjin Ingelsk.

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-Wachtsje. Dude, sûnt wannear hasto
begjinne te smoken?

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-Sûnt... -Sis net Atticus.

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- Ik útnoege myn fuck-buddy,
Atticus,

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to Friendsgiving diner fannacht.

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Parker wit it net.

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-Werklik?

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- Oer Atticus sprutsen...

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Parker hâldt net fan Atticus.

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- Ik haatsje Atticus.

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-Oh myn god.

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[Hip-hop muzyk spilet op radio]

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Dude, ik haatsje dat syn muzyk sa goed is!

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- It is ferdomme hyt.
-Wit ik.

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-♪ In pear bungalowspoar Barbies ♪

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♪ Ik haw myn ûntsnapping plannen
hiele moarn ♪

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Ik begryp gewoan net wêrom
do hâldst fan him.

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- Jo moatte him mar kennen leare.

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- Hmm. Goed.

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Ferjit net om te moetsjen
dy keardel.

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- Wat dan ek.

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-Ik bin in oplieder by in elite
kostskoalle.

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-Se leart tredde klasse.

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- De peetdochter fan Jude Law
is yn myn klasse.

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-♪ Hâld asjebleaft de kûle ♪

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-Ik haw myn baan as kreatyf direkteur opsein

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want ik haw mear kreativiteit nedich
kontrôle oer myn projekten.

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-Se ûntslein har foar it dragen fan har roller blades yn it kantoar.

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- Parker. -Wat?

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-♪ Bud Lite yn ien hân, sigaar yn 'e oare ♪

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♪ 3-0-5 oant ik stjer, dat is wurd oan dyn mem ♪

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♪ Wurd oan dyn heit, hy kin myn caddy wêze ♪

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♪ Lit my deryn glide, famke,
Ik wit dat jo in dikke ♪ hawwe

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♪ Lit my it op dy sette,
moai en stadich ♪

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♪ Reade ljocht, grien ljocht, it is tiid foar my om te gean ♪

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♪ Krij my op in boat, lit my in reek krije ♪

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♪ Rodriguez sigaren en jo witte dat ik it sa leuk fyn ♪

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♪ Sis dat it folgjende net gewoan cool is
net mear ♪

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♪ Doch it measte, kin net mear ♪

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Sa optein foar it iten. It sil sa perfekt wêze.

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Jo sille letterlik fan JD hâlde.

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Lykas, jo sille fan him hâlde.
Ik wit it gewoan.

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-♪ Doch it measte, kin net mear ♪

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♪ Hâld de kop asjebleaft, ik sjocht der net sa cool mear út ♪

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♪ Doch it measte, wêr dogge se dat foar? ♪

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-Hawwe wy kontrolearre oft dit goed is?

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-Em, ik haw letterlik nul bars.

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-It sil moai wêze om, lykas, in skoft gjin tsjinst te hawwen.

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-Ja, ik haw freonen yn Idaho.

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Se geane nei Starbucks foar har WiFi, en it ...

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Echt cool. Ik hear net faak fan harren.

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-Wachtsje. Hawwe jo ús dizze hiele tiid opnommen?

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-Duh.-Typysk.

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- Och, sjoch nei de swingen.

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- Och, myn God, wachtsje,
se binne sa leaf.

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- Okee, ik skrieme letterlik.
- Ik bin sa optein!

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- Okee.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Unthâld doe't ik bruts myn tosken
op dy tou swing?

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-Do hast ek dyn rêch brutsen.

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- Minder wichtich.

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-Oké, jo binne - jo stressje my út.

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Gean gewoan op 'e swing.

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- Allinne om't ik dat wol.

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Net om't jo it my fertelle.

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- Gean mar oan.

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♪♪

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Okay.Dus, ik sil cheesy wêze.

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Ik wit it net.

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Ik fiel gewoan dat wy in protte losmakke hawwe

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yn de lêste jierren

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en gewoan fanwege it libben of wat dan ek.

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En ik wit dat ik in protte feroare bin
en do hast, um --

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well, do bist dy.

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Ik fiel my gewoan as dit wykein
in perfekte tiid om, lykas,

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opnij ferbine, en ik wit it net,
Ik fiel my gewoan sa seinge.

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- Wês net bolder.
-Nea.

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-Is dat John David?

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- Ja, eins, it is John Dallas,

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en ik tink dat hy de iene is.

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-Ah! -[Trochwiisd]

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- Moai. Optein om him te moetsjen.

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-Is dat in tattoo?
- Jo oardielje.

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- Ik bedoel, ik oardielje allinich dat jo it my net ferteld hawwe.

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- Ik woe it dy net fertelle

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om't jo my derfan oardielje.

118
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-Ik bedoel, it spyt my, mar wa hat dat stront dien?

119
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It sjocht der ôfgryslik út.

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-Dus, Atticus...-Binne jo serieus?

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-Sorry ik bin werom
myn eigen lichem.

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-Oké, mei in finzenis tat? - Want ik fielde my

123
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allegear nuver om te krijen
chlamydia.

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- Fan Atticus.

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Dus jo meitsje jo eigen werom
lichem fan Atticus Vincent

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troch in tatoeaazje te krijen troch Atticus Vincent.

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- Wy hawwe oansletten foar,
lykas, fiif jier no,

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en se hat him noch net moete,
mar ik swar dat er aardich is

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en, lykas, ûnderdrukt,
progressive, hot.

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Ik bedoel, hy prate sa folle

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oer wêzen yn in iepen relaasje.

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- tocht Frances letterlik
sy wiene eins

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yn in iepen relaasje.

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-Doe ferhuze er by syn freondinne, Hannah Jack-off

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of Jackson of wat dan ek.

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Se wegeret my noch altyd te moetsjen, om't ik "de oare frou" bin.

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- Nee, gjin loft quotes.

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Do bist letterlik dat.

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- Okee. It is in radio.

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Ik bin ôfstimd op myn nije sels
of wat.

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Whatever. It makke sin doe't ik it krige.

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Myn mem soe my fan in dak smite.

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- Ik bedoel...

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It is in soarte fan cool.

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Lykas wat jo neef Mel soe krije by revalidaasje of sa.

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- Oh, shit.

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-Wat? Wat hast dien, Fran?

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Wat hast dien?

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- Yn prinsipe hâld ik letterlik
aktyf eksploitearje

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myn famylje foar myn films. Lêste Thanksgiving,

151
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Ik fong it ûnderlizzende tsjuster fan 'e Amerikaanske kultuer.

152
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Benammen myn famylje wêzen hypokrityske dicks.

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Tantes op Xanax.

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Myn wekker heit, wa hat it net
betelle in belesting sûnt '89.

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Myn neef Mel'sheroin ferslaving.

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Grutte publyk-pleaser.

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- Fran.

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-Dus, ik fielde my echt min

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oer it krijen fan ús beide skopt út Thanksgiving dit jier.

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- Skeakelje jo fideo út.

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Út.

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- As gefolch fan myn wierheid fertellen,

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Ik bin technysk net tastien werom
by beppe thús.

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-En?

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Fran. [Autodoar giet ticht]

166
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- Och, myn God. Tige tank.

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Fertel dyn dochter my te skiljen as se klear is, goed?

168
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Tank. Bliuw feilich en bliuw sexy. Doei!

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-[Sucht]

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-Jo witte dat it har ding is om harsels oeral út te noegjen.

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- Ik haw gjin tiid
om dy te roppen.

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Nim gewoan dyn ferdomme kalkoen.

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- Okee. Mar dizze turkije giet te befuego.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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- Och, myn God. Hoi, jim!

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-Mel, wêr bisto west, famke?
- Basisskoalle.

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Dat neam ik myn ambulante rehab.

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Och, myn God, broer. Hawwe jo sjoen dat d'r in letterlike ferdomde rivier is?

180
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Ja, myn sponsor fertelde my dat
as ik de bergen kaam,

181
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Ik soe wierskynlik heech wurde.

182
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Of miskien wie dat myn horoskoop.

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♪♪

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-[Sucht]

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♪♪

186
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- Wow, dude, ik haw dy noch net earder sjoen as in keardel as dizze.

187
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- Leafde, dude.

188
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En ik bin der wis fan dat hy gau foarstelle sil.

189
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-Ew. Wêrom? -No, om't ik it him sein hie.

190
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- Ach, jonge. Wêrom? Wolle jo, lykas, in bernebreid wêze?

191
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- Ferfetsje. - Dowry fan twa kij.

192
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-Oké, ús memmen hienen ús doe't se beide 24 wiene.

193
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- Se binne ferrekte miserabel.
- Nee. Mymom is jammer.

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Dyn mem is, lykas, de lokkichste
frou ik ken.

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- Utsein as it om my giet.

196
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-Oplossing - miskien moatte jo gewoan stopje

197
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films meitsje dy't letterlik elkenien brûke dy't jo kenne?

198
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- Mel is net tastien
oan famylje eveneminten

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oant se, lykas, in jier nuchter is.

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- Trije moannen skjin,
dy tsjokke.

201
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- Dat is geweldich! - Wow! Wow, Mel.

202
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- Ferjit my net sa.

203
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En wat binne jim twa
dwaan mei jo libben

204
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dat is wat better?

205
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- Ik wol mem wurde.

206
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-En ik wol as filmmakker serieus nommen wurde

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troch myn mem.

208
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[Ljochtswaard zapping]

209
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-[Ferfoarme stim] Ik bin dyn ienige sibling.

210
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- Nee!

211
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It is showtiid!

212
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-Och.

213
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-Ik bin Frances Sharp, en jo sjogge Thanksgiving food porno.

214
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-Oh!

215
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Ew!

216
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- Dwaas my. Hoe koe ik begjinne te koken sûnder ...

217
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-Och jonges, ik bin hast fergetten. Sjoch wat ik foar dy brocht haw!

218
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- Oh, fuck jo, dude.

219
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-Nee. Nee, nee, nee, nee.

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Ik ha in nuvere relaasje mei, lykas, iten.

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Nee. Nee, nee, nee, nee.

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Sil it ús appetit ferneatigje?
Absolút net.

223
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Benammen sûker. It is as in kontrôle ding.

224
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- Okee. Ik tink dat der neat feroare is
sûnt middelbere skoalle.

225
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- Se besocht sa hurd om bulimysk te wêzen
op middelbere skoalle,

226
00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,209
mar se koe eins noait opjaan.

227
00:11:12,209 --> 00:11:17,416
-Ja, dy teef soe yn 'e badkeamer wêze, lykas [Gags].

228
00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:20,583
[beide gagging]

229
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:22,708
- Ik kin gewoan net mei Mel.

230
00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:25,000
-[Retches] Net begjinne.

231
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,333
En Mel, hoe diesto
sels hjir komme?

232
00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:28,042
- Uber, teef.

233
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,958
-Wat de fuck? Wat wie dat, lykas...?

234
00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:30,875
[Kasregister dings]

235
00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:33,291
-Ik bin noch oanmeld by myn
eks-daddy syn account.

236
00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:34,875
Hy is der hel gek op.

237
00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,750
Whatever. Ik sei tsjin him in dikke hoanne te sûgje,

238
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,042
doe frege ik syn broer
foar in dick pic.

239
00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:42,084
Oh, myn God, jim, sjoch ris nei dit grutte,

240
00:11:42,084 --> 00:11:44,458
sappige neuken monster pik.

241
00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,167
-Ew! - De fûgel?

242
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:48,209
Hoe hawwe jo tsjinst?
-Mm-mm.

243
00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:51,125
-Hawwe jo Verizon?
-Ja.

244
00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:53,500
-Dus ik. Wat de stront?

245
00:11:53,500 --> 00:12:00,625
♪♪

246
00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:02,625
- Kinne jo op syn minst jo tommen brûke?

247
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:05,084
Se brûkt noait har tommen.
Se krekt, lykas, shovels

248
00:12:05,084 --> 00:12:08,333
stront mei har, lykas, avocado poaten.

249
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,042
It is walgelijk.

250
00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:10,917
-Ik ha in wynopener nedich.

251
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:15,291
- No, gelok mei it finen fan ien, om't syn âlden net drinke.

252
00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:17,708
- Twa jier lyn frege se my
as se in alkoholist wie.

253
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,500
-♪ ...like it sa, jo witte dat ik graach drinke ♪

254
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,541
♪ Harkje nei my sjonge, rapper, jo witte dat ik de bling haw ♪

255
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,958
-En ik fertelde har dat it goed is salang't se nei it kolleezje ophâldt.

256
00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:29,125
Doe ferline wike FaceTimed se my, sa dronken,

257
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,917
en fertelde dat se tefolle kokaïne die

258
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,125
en ferstoppe it húske
op in feestje.

259
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,833
[útademt]

260
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:38,875
-Wat de fuck? Binne se eins Mormon?

261
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,375
-Hy is, lykas, kultureel Mormoanen.

262
00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:44,416
- Wat betsjut dat sels?
Is hy, lykas, in faam?

263
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:51,750
♪♪

264
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,833
Wachtsje.

265
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:57,750
Hawwe jim noch gjin seks hân?

266
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:03,209
Ew, dude, dat is heul griezelig.

267
00:13:03,209 --> 00:13:06,333
Jo hawwe sa'n seis moanne dating west,

268
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,958
en do bist in nimfo.

269
00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,209
- Ik bin in nimfo!

270
00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:11,084
Ik bin in nimfo! ik bin in nym--

271
00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:11,792
- Nee, ik net.

272
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:16,000
-Jo hawwe letterlik in dakleaze dude neukt yn in one-night stand.

273
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,375
- Dude, dat wiesto.

274
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:22,875
Ja. - Dochs.

275
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:26,000
- Wat dan ek. No, JD drinkt dochs net.

276
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000
- Ach jo. Hy is yn herstel.

277
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,042
Jo moatte net neuke yn jo earste jier fan soberheid.

278
00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:31,042
- Nee, hy is gjin alkoholist.

279
00:13:31,042 --> 00:13:35,084
Hy kiest gewoan net mei te dwaan
yn premarital seks.

280
00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:36,625
- Oof! Grutte yikes.

281
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:37,625
Ik bin in grutte catchphrase famke.

282
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:41,583
Op dit stuit is it "oof" en "grutte yikes." Minsken hâlde dat.

283
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,125
Ay-yi-yi! - Net dwaan.

284
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,583
-Ew! Is dat, lykas ...

285
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:47,625
Is dat rasistysk? - Wêrom soene jo my freegje?

286
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:48,500
- Om't jo Meksikaan binne.

287
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:52,125
-Frances, sa kinst gjin stront sizze!

288
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:52,875
- Gjin belediging.

289
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:56,000
-Yn dit klimaat is dat ek myn trefwurd.

290
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,250
-Dus hoe soe ik my iepenje moatte

291
00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,167
al de wyn dy't ik brocht?

292
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:02,958
-Ik wit it net. Net myn probleem, want ik drink ek net.

293
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:06,500
- Sei it famke dat ienris smokkele nei Meksiko.

294
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:10,875
-... ferdomme shot fan neuken 100 bewiis!

295
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:14,500
Do ferdomde strontkop! Aah!

296
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,042
Whatever.

297
00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:16,917
Ik bin der wis fan dat jo sille ferjaan my omdat jo gonna

298
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:20,042
folslein rekke it ôf mei syn bêste freon, Mackenzie.

299
00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:22,541
-Och. Hoe is hy?

300
00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:25,792
[Laitsjen]

301
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:32,625
♪♪

302
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,291
-[ ropt ûndúdlik ]

303
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,416
♪♪

304
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:40,084
- Goed, dus ik wie op myn missy, foar medskoalle.

305
00:14:40,084 --> 00:14:41,625
- Dizze gek klopte op myn doar,

306
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:42,667
besykje my oer Jezus te fertellen.

307
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:46,084
-Hy wie as, "Bro, ik haw wat better as Jezus."

308
00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:47,084
-Bro, ik lykje op in pauw.

309
00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:49,000
- Bro, do liket it derop
in pauw.

310
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,042
Springe of sa.

311
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:52,625
[beide laitsje]

312
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,084
-Jo, JD, dyn buorlju
binne geweldich!

313
00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:58,084
- Hy hie gelyk. Ik quit myn missy.

314
00:14:58,084 --> 00:14:59,042
-Ik haw myn baan by Space X opsein.

315
00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:03,167
-En wy slaan inoar sûnt dy tiid yn it gesicht.

316
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:08,167
♪♪

317
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:12,042
Mac, wolsto my oerjaan
dy doaze dêr?

318
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,708
-JD, dit is Frances.

319
00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:15,750
-Hoi. Hoe giet it mei dy?

320
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,375
- Hy is krekt sa betochtsum en leaf.

321
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,958
-Wat de fuck? Do bist sa waarm.

322
00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:25,291
Oh myn God. Myn horoskoop bart no letterlik.

323
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:32,042
-Hoi. It is sa moai dy te sjen.
- Sa goed.

324
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,333
- Ik fiel dat it minder nuver wêze soe

325
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,917
as se gewoan seks hiene
foar ús.

326
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,667
- Jo sizze dat, en dan bart it,

327
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:44,625
en it is, lykas, soarte fan ûnhandich.

328
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,792
-JD. Oh myn God! JD!

329
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:47,750
JD!

330
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,209
-Hoe! Lit him!
-Ow!

331
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,291
-Parker, serieus, lit him mar bliuwe.

332
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:54,541
Hy sil stopje yn 3, 2, 1.

333
00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:55,500
[Laitsje]

334
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,541
- Wat wie dat?
- Broer.

335
00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:59,792
Dat wie lang.

336
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,792
-Wat de hel?

337
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,708
- Babe, giet it goed? - Nee, ik bin net goed.

338
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,667
Moai. - Hy docht dat, lykas, elke kear

339
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:08,583
wy slaan elkoar
yn kâld wetter.

340
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,958
- Do - Dou jonges
doch dat faaks?

341
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,500
-Mm. Soart fan.

342
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:17,375
Wy sykje tegearre in RV te keapjen.

343
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,416
- Kinne jim dat letterlik earne oars dwaan?

344
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:20,708
- It is goed. - Nee, it is net goed.

345
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,625
It is wêr't wy iten meitsje.
-It is mar iten.

346
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:24,209
- Nee, it is net allinnich iten.
It is iten.

347
00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:27,291
En it betsjut safolle foar my.

348
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:35,125
- Set der wat iis op. Ik gean in run.

349
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:37,500
-Hâldst my foar it lapke?

350
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,708
[Sucht]

351
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,917
- Porno iten.

352
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:50,375
Dat is hyt.

353
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,084
Snije.

354
00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:53,250
- Okee. Dat is genôch. Jo meitsje my de stress.

355
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,750
Gean jo rauwe kalkoenhannen waskje.
Dat is walgelijk.

356
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,875
En ek, lykas, hoe let is it?

357
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,625
Wêrom sjochsto ferstoppe?

358
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:08,750
-Se wit dat ik ferstoppe sjoch as ik skuldich bin.

359
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,708
Myn magnesium fergetten.
- Nee, do hast net.

360
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:15,708
Ik seach dat jo al jo wurkleazens bestege oan oanfollingen.

361
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,458
-Ik útnoege Atticus.
- Dude!

362
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,167
- By ûngelok! -Wat de fuck?

363
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,084
Dat is sa ferdomme grof!

364
00:17:20,084 --> 00:17:22,291
-Oh myn God. Stopje mei skriemen.
-Nee, ik-ik kin net -

365
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,042
Ik kin net mear omgean - jo ûnfermogen om grinzen te setten

366
00:17:25,042 --> 00:17:27,125
en neukt mei de plannen fan elkenien.

367
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,583
It is sa ferdomme grof.

368
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,500
-No, ik kin it net helpe dat Mel harsels útnoege.

369
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,167
-Ik krij Mel. Dat is op merk foar har.

370
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:36,042
Mar wat bisto bist
net iens dating?

371
00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:38,792
- Moai merk foar my,
om earlik te wêzen.

372
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,375
- Ferdomme Fran, man.
[Sucht]

373
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,875
Ugh!

374
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:50,958
♪♪

375
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:58,167
♪♪

376
00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:01,875
-Hey, Siri, herinnerje meto 20 yn Turkije minuten.

377
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:05,000
-Wêr wolle jo oan herinnerd wurde?

378
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,167
[Fûgels tjirgjen]

379
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,917
- God! Fuck camping.

380
00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:23,125
Ohhh, myn God!

381
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,084
Ugh! [Snippen]

382
00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:27,000
Fuck my!

383
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,250
Unh! [Snippen]

384
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:35,917
[útademt]

385
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,833
Breathe.

386
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:38,667
[TV chatter]

387
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,250
-Ew, kinne jo in finster iepenje of sa?

388
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:45,334
Wês, lykas, in bytsje mear respekt foar myn soberens.

389
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,500
Tank.

390
00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:57,292
[Laitsje]

391
00:18:57,292 --> 00:19:01,500
LOL as jo de hege binne
op Thanksgiving no.

392
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,167
- Dat is oars.
- Is it dochs?

393
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:07,583
- Jo hawwe letterlik oerdosearre
by beppe.

394
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:08,459
-En?

395
00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:11,500
- En stil. Ik meditearje.

396
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:14,958
-Is se altyd sa?

397
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,042
-No, no't ik nuchter bin en myn geastlike fermogens

398
00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:21,625
wurde ferhege, Ik kin sjen dat se nei alle gedachten hat in probleem.

399
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,292
- Mei drugs?

400
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,167
-Ja. En dudes.

401
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,625
Meastentiids mar ien, hoewol.

402
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,583
Oh myn God. Jo lytse poppe snije.

403
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,208
Lit my jo dêrmei helpe.

404
00:19:34,292 --> 00:19:37,917
[Auto nadert, hip-hop muzyk spilet]

405
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,583
- Ferjit.

406
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,250
♪♪

407
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:46,375
[Hip-hop ferske spilet
op radio]

408
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:54,292
♪♪

409
00:19:54,292 --> 00:20:01,334
♪♪

410
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,708
♪ Folgjende is net gewoan
cool net mear ♪

411
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:06,292
♪ Doch it measte, kin net mear ♪

412
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,334
- Binne jo klear?

413
00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:12,167
♪ Doch it measte, wêr dogge se dat foar? ♪

414
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,292
♪♪

415
00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:22,417
Och, hei. Jo moatte Parker wêze.
It is sa moai dy te moetsjen.

416
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:24,708
Binne jo goed mei in knuffel?

417
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,417
-Wis. -Grut.

418
00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:32,541
Oh, dit is myn partner, Hannah.

419
00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:37,292
- Tige tank foar it lêste momint dat ik meidwaan mocht.

420
00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:40,500
- Ik besocht Frances. Ik koe har om ien of oare reden net te pakken krije.

421
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,042
-Shitty tsjinst. -O, man. Is dat noch in ding?

422
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:45,125
-Ik bin der wis fan dat jo al ien hawwe,

423
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:47,583
mar ik tocht, it soe net sear
in oare kalkoen hawwe.

424
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,708
- En se makke geweldige grienten
want, jo witte, wy binne,

425
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,334
lykas, soarte fan vegan,
soarte fan net.

426
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,334
-Mar dit is in echte kalkoen.

427
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,666
-En dat is de "soarte fan net" partij.

428
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:56,666
-Moatte it gewoan in bytsje earder yn 'e oven.

429
00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:57,334
- O, geweldich.

430
00:20:57,334 --> 00:21:01,417
No, ik tink eins Fran
al in kalkoen brocht.

431
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,042
Mar dit is geweldich. Dus tige tank.

432
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:07,042
-Och, en ik brocht wat spul om in charcuterieboerd te meitsjen.

433
00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:09,375
Wy binne hjir aardich bekend om by dinerfeesten.

434
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,583
-Grut. Lit my helpe om dat te dragen.
- Jo.

435
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:14,208
Oh, en gefallen en gefallen fan guon fan 'e bêste wyn

436
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,459
fan myn heit - Och, man. Oke.

437
00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:19,500
Wat skriuwt foarrjocht mear as
heit syn wyn drinke?

438
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,583
- Letterlik neat.
-[Laitsje]

439
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,083
[Beide laitsje ûnhandich]

440
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,750
- Krekt in grapke. Gjin privileezje shaming hjir.

441
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,167
Folgje my yn.

442
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:31,250
- [Mompelt] Oh, ik -
Eh, jo. Krekt...

443
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,167
Ik kom.

444
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,083
Oh!

445
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,042
[Mobyl piept]

446
00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:40,375
-Ik sliep net, dy strontpratende ezel.

447
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:43,167
- Sis hoi tsjin dyn mem! - Frankryk? Bisto dat?

448
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,167
-O, myn - -Jo sjogge ferskriklik!

449
00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:46,208
- Trije moannen skjin, tante W.

450
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:49,000
-Och. O, Mel, leave, dat is sa'n geweldich nijs.

451
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,375
[Line beeps]
-Ew!

452
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,042
- Nee, jonge.

453
00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:57,292
- Oof. Is dat hy?

454
00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:58,833
- Fan!

455
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,958
- Atty!

456
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,125
- Lokkige Thanksgiving.

457
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:12,125
♪♪

458
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:19,958
♪♪

459
00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,708
-Hé, Frances!

460
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:26,125
-[glimket ûnhandich]

461
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:29,250
- It is geweldich om dy einlings te moetsjen.

462
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,583
-Sorry. Krekt...

463
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,583
-Hei. -Ja.

464
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:34,459
Oh, sorry. Just - Ja.
-Hei.

465
00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:36,334
-Hoi. -Hei.

466
00:22:36,334 --> 00:22:38,541
- Ehm, kom gewoan binnen. Ja.
-Hoi.

467
00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:42,541
- Sa nuver dat sy
útnoege harsels.

468
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:45,750
- Goed, earste dingen earst.
Hoe kin ik jo stypje?

469
00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:50,042
Oh, dy salade is absolút prachtich.

470
00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:51,875
-Och? -O, de kleuren.

471
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:52,833
De kleuren binne ongelooflijk.

472
00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:56,250
And these decorations are so creative with little leaves.

473
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,750
Hast dy makke?

474
00:22:57,750 --> 00:23:00,666
- Wow. Um, do bist hjir.

475
00:23:00,666 --> 00:23:01,292
-Ik bin hjir.

476
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:03,417
- Litte wy wat spultsje-dei sjen
fuotbal, poppe.

477
00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:07,917
Wisten jim dat ik eartiids in cheerleader wie?

478
00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:12,042
♪♪

479
00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:13,958
-Oh, myn -

480
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:17,459
-Ik tink de meast ûnoantreklik
ding dat in persoan kin dwaan

481
00:23:17,459 --> 00:23:19,250
is in spontane backflip.

482
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:23,334
- Letterlik, fertel it net.
-Sneaky famke.

483
00:23:23,334 --> 00:23:25,167
Do sa sneaky!

484
00:23:25,167 --> 00:23:28,125
- Ik tink dat Frans is
de echte lul hjir.

485
00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:29,083
Jo binne, lykas, geweldich.

486
00:23:29,083 --> 00:23:31,500
- Oh, Fran is in leafste,
do bist in leafste.

487
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,917
Ik bin gewoan bliid hjir te wêzen.

488
00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:36,917
-Dus, um...

489
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,208
kin ik dy wat krije
drinke?

490
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:44,000
-Och. Wis. Eins soe dat geweldich wêze.

491
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:44,917
- Witte jo wat grappich is?

492
00:23:44,917 --> 00:23:47,917
Ik haatsje dy letterlik, lykas, 10 minuten lyn.

493
00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,334
- Dat is hiel earlik.

494
00:23:49,334 --> 00:23:51,083
- En no hawwe jo my krigen
drinke?

495
00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:53,500
- Ik naam gjin nee
foar in antwurd.

496
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:57,125
Mar, eh, lykas, jo witte, lykas, nee betsjut nee.

497
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:58,708
- Nee, jo, jo. Hielendal.
Hielendal.

498
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:00,292
- Ik sil dy grutte Brie helje.

499
00:24:00,292 --> 00:24:02,708
- Jo. Ja. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

500
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,250
-Wyn? - Read, asjebleaft.

501
00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:07,791
- Okee.

502
00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:11,125
-Dus, stjoere jo dikke foto's? Want ik wedde dat dy pik is...

503
00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,625
- Dit is muzyk yn myn earen.

504
00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:14,459
- Wachtsje, hearsto dat?

505
00:24:14,459 --> 00:24:18,000
Is dat Frances hear ik, wer op har teannen rinnen?

506
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,042
Goed, dus de trúk makket echt in Franny-yndruk

507
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:24,250
is [Frances imitearje] moatte jo sa mei prate

508
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:25,958
[Normaal stim] nul subtiliteit.

509
00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:27,083
- It is as bist martele

510
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:29,375
yn, lykas, ien of oare nuvere manier of wat dan ek.

511
00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,875
- Binne jim net in troud âld ferdomd stel.

512
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:35,541
- Eins wie ik gewoan te sjen
him myn Pinterest board.

513
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:38,583
-Ew, dude, wat is der ynienen mei dizze brulloft?

514
00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:40,583
- Ik bedoel, ik tink de plaatsjes
binne, lykas, ynteressant

515
00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:43,417
en moai op, lykas, in moderne, groteske wize.

516
00:24:43,417 --> 00:24:44,750
- Jo leauwe it net iens
yn houlik.

517
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,334
- Ik leau net yn hawwen
biologyske bern

518
00:24:46,334 --> 00:24:47,791
om't de wrâld ferneukt
genôch as it is,

519
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:52,208
mar Hannah en ik - wy hawwe nei huzen sjoen.

520
00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:57,708
-Wat? Jo sizze altyd dat jo net leauwe yn it houlik.

521
00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:10,042
♪♪

522
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:22,334
♪♪

523
00:25:22,334 --> 00:25:34,666
♪♪

524
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:46,958
♪♪

525
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:58,208
♪♪

526
00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:01,125
-[ Parker gûlt] Oh, myn God. Wat dochst do?

527
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:02,875
- Ik slút in fisk út.
-Wêrom?!

528
00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:04,417
- Binne jo, lykas, allegear yn fiskrjochten?

529
00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:06,417
-Nee. Wêrom dogge jo it
yn myn keuken?

530
00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:07,791
- Sit gjin soargen, ik sil dit grille

531
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:10,791
mei de rest fan it fleis --
it sil sa goed wurde.

532
00:26:10,791 --> 00:26:13,083
- It rûkt nei ferdomme fisk.

533
00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:15,708
Ugh!

534
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,417
God.

535
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,791
- Ik tocht dat jo net wiene
fannacht drinke.

536
00:26:20,791 --> 00:26:22,917
- Ik net. Dit is foar dy.

537
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,292
Help my no dit spul binnen te bringen.

538
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:28,000
- Allinne om't ik dat wol. Net om't jo it my fertelle.

539
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,375
- It spyt my ek echt
oer Atticus.

540
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:31,208
Ik, lykas, begryp no.

541
00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:35,334
Hy is, lykas, aardich cool, attent, wat dan ek.

542
00:26:35,334 --> 00:26:36,250
Ik haw noch ien probleem.

543
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,709
-Leafde trijehoeken. Selde. -Nee, tafelynstellingen.

544
00:26:39,709 --> 00:26:44,625
Ik bin trije koarte. It sil de hiele foto ferneare.

545
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:48,458
- Oh, ik hâld fan dizze reklame.

546
00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,083
- Nim se mei.

547
00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:52,916
Oeral wêr't jo hinne geane.
-♪ Posityf ♪

548
00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:54,958
♪ Posityf ♪

549
00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:56,750
♪ Posityf

550
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,584
♪ Posityf, mm ♪

551
00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:03,375
- Hawwe jo oait in hûn Xanax hân?

552
00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:04,375
[Sucht] Okee.

553
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:07,250
Dus, hoe hawwe jo en Atticus moete?

554
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:11,000
- Bumble, eins.
-Sa skattich.

555
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,292
Moderne leafde.

556
00:27:12,292 --> 00:27:13,542
-[ Smacks leg ]

557
00:27:13,542 --> 00:27:17,584
- Earlik sein, Bumble moat wirklik in filter hawwe foar mikropikken

558
00:27:17,584 --> 00:27:20,750
want dat stront is problematysk.

559
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:24,000
-Besykje jo oait Craigslist Meet-ups?

560
00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:28,208
-Wat?

561
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:30,458
- Goed, dus, myn bêste freon,
de spielûntwikkelder --

562
00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:32,750
hy stjoerde my dizze Woke Special Edition.

563
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:34,167
It is sa bot.

564
00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:34,709
- O, leuk.

565
00:27:34,709 --> 00:27:36,083
It iennichste ding slimmer as lytspraat?

566
00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:39,333
Ik haatsje spultsjes spylje.
Ik bin te konkurrearjend.

567
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:42,833
- Ien kear hat Frances pake biten
neidat hy har slein hat

568
00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:43,750
yn in spultsje fan Candyland.

569
00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:48,125
Dat lytse wyfke bruts hûd.
Se wie, lykas, 10.

570
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:48,667
- Cool.

571
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,958
Dus is dat, lykas, in feestspul?
-Mm-hmm.

572
00:27:51,958 --> 00:27:54,458
-Grut. Hoe lang sil it duorje?

573
00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:59,292
Ik kin eins haatsje games
mear as Frances.

574
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,584
- Goed, der stiet, "Tútsje de tichtstbysteande folwoeksene."

575
00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:08,458
Maklik. Babe, mei ik dy tútsje?

576
00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:09,625
- Ja, fansels.

577
00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:12,625
- Dude, wêrom kin JD net gewoan sa wêze?

578
00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:17,958
No, minus it hiele, lykas, iepen diel. Ik soe him ferdomme deadzje.

579
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,125
-"Neam trije kontroversjele maskotten."

580
00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:30,208
Wat de fuck? Ik haatsje sport letterlik.

581
00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:33,667
- Ik gean. Um...

582
00:28:35,417 --> 00:28:40,458
Oh. "Opliede dysels. Stim."

583
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,958
-"Boykot..." Wat is kulturele taeigening?

584
00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:52,333
-Oke. Bygelyks, wy moasten ophâlde te gean nei hip-hop yoga.

585
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:54,000
It moast in bytsje problematysk wêze.

586
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,709
-[Laitsje] Do bist letterlik
in wite rapper.

587
00:28:57,709 --> 00:28:58,458
- Technysk ...

588
00:28:58,458 --> 00:29:01,208
Goed, dus, de famylje fan myn mem - se komme hjirfan.

589
00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:03,958
Noard-Itaalje, dus, lykas, yn prinsipe Dútslân, krekt?

590
00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:05,875
Mar de famylje fan myn heit
wiene fan hjir,

591
00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:11,250
it súdlikste puntsje fan Sisylje,
dus yn prinsipe Afrika.

592
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,125
- Okee. Moardzje my.

593
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,208
-Dus, ik bedoel, jo witte, technysk, yn dit klimaat --

594
00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:17,542
- Binne jo in grapke mei my?
Dat is myn trefwurd.

595
00:29:17,542 --> 00:29:19,875
- Dêr wit ik net fan. Ik sis it in protte om Franny hinne.

596
00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:23,083
Jo hawwe it wierskynlik fan har stellen, dy't it perfoarst fan my stellen hat.

597
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:25,333
- Dy keardel is ferdomme dea foar my.

598
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:29,584
- Ehm, hielendal net,
Atticus.

599
00:29:32,875 --> 00:29:34,667
-Dizze seit gewoan tsjin Venmo in Meksikaan.

600
00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:36,667
-[ Hoest] -[ laket] Ik bin sa dea.

601
00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:38,875
-Wat de fuck?

602
00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:40,542
Binne jo in grapke?

603
00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:42,833
[Alle roppen]

604
00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:46,875
-[JD en Mackenzie jubelje]

605
00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:49,709
-Ja! Litte wy gean!

606
00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:50,709
- Sjoch, skat.

607
00:29:50,709 --> 00:29:51,833
- Wêrom hâlde jo roadkill?

608
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:56,417
-Mac en ik sette dizze snaren earder, en se wurken.

609
00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:59,000
- Dit is, lykas, myn ienige outfit.

610
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,250
- Dat twifelje ik heech, heech.

611
00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,458
- Dat walgelijk. Nee, do bist net.

612
00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:02,791
It menu is ynsteld. - Lit ús hjir wei gean.

613
00:30:02,791 --> 00:30:04,791
-Ik bin op in jager-samler-dieet,
poppe.

614
00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:06,916
- Sûnt wannear? - Eh, sûnt altyd.

615
00:30:06,916 --> 00:30:09,667
Yn 'e bergen. Kom op.
- Litte wy gean, broer!

616
00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:13,333
♪♪

617
00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:17,083
-Och. Sorry.

618
00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:20,000
- It is goed. Se binne net iens recept.

619
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,791
[Telefon rinkelt]

620
00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:25,709
- Wa is dat?

621
00:30:25,709 --> 00:30:27,791
- Gjin idee.

622
00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:30,542
- Beste popper. -Hei. Moai wurk, grill.

623
00:30:30,542 --> 00:30:34,208
- Moai dien. Wachtsje. Lit my it snije.

624
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:37,125
- It spyt my, wa is dit? - Och, God. Oof. JD!

625
00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:38,750
-Is JD der?

626
00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:40,667
-JD.

627
00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:44,250
-Nee. - Nee, it is dyn mem.

628
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:45,916
Nim it.

629
00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:49,458
Asjebleaft. -Ja?

630
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:55,167
Mem. Ik sei dy dat ik hjoed freonen hie.

631
00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:57,667
Ik en Mac en Parker.

632
00:30:57,667 --> 00:30:58,916
-Oh! Oh. -Ew!

633
00:30:58,916 --> 00:30:59,750
- Wy hingje gewoan út.

634
00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:01,417
- Hy is krekt sa betochtsum
en swiet.

635
00:31:01,417 --> 00:31:05,750
-Jo heit en ik hawwe it
Thanksgiving mei...

636
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:07,958
- Mem. Mem.

637
00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:14,000
-JD!-[Laitsjen] Moai!

638
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,750
- Kom op, hjir.

639
00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:23,375
- Einliks ferdomme. Do bist hjir.

640
00:31:37,292 --> 00:31:39,083
Ik tink dat dit it is.

641
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,958
Ik tink - ik tink dat dit is
de perfekte tiid om te hawwen,

642
00:31:41,958 --> 00:31:47,000
lykas, in iepen en earlik petear mei elkoar.

643
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,750
Us trijen.

644
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:52,375
♪♪

645
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,750
-Wo! -Ja!

646
00:31:54,750 --> 00:32:04,542
♪♪

647
00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:13,584
♪♪

648
00:32:13,584 --> 00:32:16,375
- Ik haw - ik moat gean
nei de badkeamer.

649
00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:26,000
♪♪

650
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:34,833
♪♪

651
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:38,250
[JD en Mackenzie rôpen,
jubelje]

652
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:48,417
♪♪

653
00:32:48,417 --> 00:32:58,625
♪♪

654
00:32:58,625 --> 00:33:01,250
- Fuck!

655
00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:03,417
Wêrom bisto dat?

656
00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:13,167
♪♪

657
00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:16,750
-Ik begjin te fielen dat ik yn in throuple bin.

658
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:19,500
- Wês it oare famke net.

659
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:22,709
- Wêr is de kalkoen, Frances?

660
00:33:26,542 --> 00:33:29,125
Wêr is de kalkoen, Frances?

661
00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:31,542
- It is yn 'e oven.

662
00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:39,791
♪♪

663
00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:41,958
Ik bedoel dat ik soe gean.

664
00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:45,000
- Mar doe waard se heech.

665
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,667
-Oh!

666
00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:48,333
-Och. Oh myn God. -Oh myn God!

667
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:51,958
-Oh, myn God. Elkenien hâldt op mei gûlen.

668
00:33:51,958 --> 00:33:55,083
It is goed. Hald dy de mûle.
Hâld de kop en...

669
00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:55,791
-Ew!

670
00:33:55,791 --> 00:33:58,250
- Dit is gewoan typysk.

671
00:33:58,250 --> 00:33:59,875
Oh, nee, ik snap it. Tank.
-Ja.

672
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:02,000
- Sille jo genôch tiid hawwe
om it te koken omdat -

673
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,375
- Ja, ik sil. Ja. Dit is diel fan it resept.

674
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:07,000
Okee. Eins, um...

675
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,083
-Ja. - Eigentlik moat ik gewoan...

676
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,875
-[Laitsje]

677
00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:21,250
- Gjin gefal, broer. Se makken dy
fjochtsje dyn eigen iten?

678
00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,709
-Hoi. -Hoi.

679
00:34:26,709 --> 00:34:28,250
-Hoi.

680
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,375
- Sa, binne jo, lykas heech
de hiele tiid?

681
00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:32,792
- Ik wit it eins net.

682
00:34:32,792 --> 00:34:34,458
- Dat is sa'n dôve manier fan libjen.

683
00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,208
- Ha ik jo sein dat Mac en ik in RV krije?

684
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:38,500
-Nee.

685
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,208
-Jo wis dat jo dizze stomp net slaan wolle?

686
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:43,500
- Ik bedoel, ik wol echt,
mar ik soe wierskynlik net moatte.

687
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:46,000
- Och, kom op.
-Miskien.

688
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,250
- Okee. - Ik wurd seker heech.

689
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,166
- Jo hâlde net fan drugs
of alkohol?

690
00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:52,750
- Nee, it probleem is mear
dat ik hâld

691
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:55,959
drugs en alkohol mear as wat dan ek.

692
00:34:55,959 --> 00:34:58,458
- Ik fiel dat ik moat
gean har helpe.

693
00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:03,458
- Nee, kom op. Nee, kom op. Litte wy gean - Litte wy hjir hinne gean.

694
00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:06,291
-[Sucht] Dus, ja,
it iten porno.

695
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:08,375
Wy dogge wat in bytsje oars dizze Thanksgiving.

696
00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:13,708
Wy sille gewoan, um - Jo sille gewoan de kalkoen nimme.

697
00:35:13,708 --> 00:35:18,291
Ja. Moai en strak.
Tender.

698
00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:24,208
Gewoan in bakje wetter, gewoan om te soargjen dat it lekker en sappig is.

699
00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:34,667
Skeakel it gewoan oan.

700
00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:36,417
Voila.

701
00:35:37,542 --> 00:35:40,083
- Ik bin der wis fan dat it geweldich sil wurde.

702
00:35:40,083 --> 00:35:43,041
- Nee, it wurdt stront.
- Nei, nee.

703
00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:44,291
-Nee, jo. Nee, it is.

704
00:35:44,291 --> 00:35:46,708
-[Snobby stim] Hoe sit it mei in spultsje
fan biljerten, âlde sports ?

705
00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:49,166
[Normale stim] Goed, wy kinne trije manieren spylje.

706
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:52,083
Cutthroat. Ik sil brekke.

707
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,875
- Okee. Ik tink dat wy dat dogge.

708
00:35:57,875 --> 00:36:04,208
♪♪

709
00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:06,291
Okee. Dêr geane wy.

710
00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:12,792
♪♪

711
00:36:13,042 --> 00:36:17,250
-Jo wolle, um -Jo wolle de bal slaan.

712
00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:25,625
♪♪

713
00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:28,750
-Dus, ik haw der oer neitocht
de takomst in protte de lêste tiid.

714
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:30,084
-Ja?

715
00:36:30,084 --> 00:36:32,416
Wat sjochsto?
- Feroarings.

716
00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:36,667
Jo witte, besykje dingen te groeien
foar de lange termyn.

717
00:36:36,667 --> 00:36:39,000
- Lykas dy en ik?

718
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:39,792
- Lykas dit dek.

719
00:36:39,792 --> 00:36:42,917
Ik fiel dat it wat reparaasjes nedich is, en yn 'e keuken

720
00:36:42,917 --> 00:36:47,125
en allerhande dingen
mei it hûs.

721
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,583
- Ferklearje it wat mear.

722
00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:52,875
Atticus. [Laitsje]

723
00:36:54,084 --> 00:36:56,958
-Dus jo hawwe it oer ferbouwings?

724
00:36:56,958 --> 00:37:01,084
-Ja. Wat binne - Wêr hawwe jo it oer?

725
00:37:01,084 --> 00:37:02,792
- Renovaasjes.

726
00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:11,333
♪♪

727
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:11,917
- Slút.

728
00:37:11,917 --> 00:37:16,291
- Wy sille hjir de hiele nacht wêze
op dit taryf.

729
00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:20,625
Ja.

730
00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:23,958
[ Pot dampend, siedend]

731
00:37:24,667 --> 00:37:29,084
-Hei. Ek, Parker Salcedo?
-Ja?

732
00:37:29,084 --> 00:37:32,000
-Sille jo yn 'e tinte sliepe
mei my fannacht?

733
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,833
-Wêrom?

734
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:35,416
- Sjoch dy stjerren?

735
00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:36,458
- It is noch ljocht út.

736
00:37:36,458 --> 00:37:39,458
- Ja, mar wy kinne ûnder har sliepe.

737
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:41,333
- Soart nei rjochts.

738
00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:43,125
-Ja. Nei de -- Nei rjochts?

739
00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:45,333
-Dat haw ik him eins leard.
-Bisto wis?

740
00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:47,250
Jo wis dat ik it net leard fan ...?

741
00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:48,583
- Nee, ik bin der wis fan. Unthâld?

742
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:51,333
Wy spile de hiele tiid
mei myn âlden.

743
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:55,167
-Jo âlden.-Myn âlden hâlde fan Atticus.

744
00:37:56,333 --> 00:38:01,084
-Alders hawwe de neiging om fan my te hâlden
yn it algemien.

745
00:38:01,084 --> 00:38:02,708
- Hee, en earlik sein, tank

746
00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:04,625
foar al it wurk dat jo hjir hjoed ynset hawwe.

747
00:38:04,625 --> 00:38:09,209
Ik fiel dat jo dit gehiel makke hawwe
ding fielt as in hûs.

748
00:38:09,209 --> 00:38:11,458
"A" foar ynspanning.

749
00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:21,375
-Kom in slach, faem. Fielt it goed om it los te litten.

750
00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:25,667
♪♪

751
00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:30,125
- Slach it gewoan hurd. Der moat wat yngean.

752
00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:32,500
- Jo witte teminsten der wat yn gie.

753
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,167
-Ja.

754
00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:40,833
♪♪

755
00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:45,833
- Mar ik wol it eins wol besykje
guon fan dy poppers.

756
00:38:45,833 --> 00:38:48,500
Ah! Te waarm. Te waarm.
Unh-unh.

757
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:52,000
-Sorry.-It is goed.

758
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
- Hâldsto fan downers?

759
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,375
-Oké, trouwe mei my?

760
00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:59,209
- Sa spultsje.

761
00:38:59,209 --> 00:39:00,833
Ik hâld der fan.

762
00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:02,167
Mmm.

763
00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:08,667
♪♪

764
00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:10,792
-Shit.

765
00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:12,125
-It is net de... -Moai. Nee, dat wie goed.

766
00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:14,833
-... bêste, mar ik bedoel,
Ik haw it better dien.

767
00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:16,375
- Mar do sloech mar wer.

768
00:39:16,375 --> 00:39:18,833
-Nee, ik skreau op in acht.

769
00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:20,625
Sa is it foarby. - Nee, it is ...

770
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,792
It hoecht net te wêzen.
- It spul is foarby.

771
00:39:22,792 --> 00:39:23,458
- Okee. Okee.

772
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:25,541
- It is dien. Sa wurdt it spul spile.

773
00:39:25,541 --> 00:39:30,209
Ik bedoel, ik bedoel, it is no dien.
-Ja.

774
00:39:30,209 --> 00:39:31,583
- Famkes.

775
00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:33,708
♪ Myn famkes ♪

776
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:37,375
♪ Wêr sille wy hinne? ♪

777
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:41,625
♪ Hooplik earne te hawwen ♪

778
00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:44,833
♪ In trijetal ♪

779
00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:46,833
♪ Mo-mem ♪

780
00:39:46,833 --> 00:39:53,250
♪♪

781
00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:55,167
[Piipjen]

782
00:39:55,167 --> 00:39:57,541
-Ik tink dat dyn kalkoen klear is.
- Eh-huh.

783
00:39:57,541 --> 00:40:00,333
Ja. - Ja. Jo, jo, jo.

784
00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:04,958
- Okee. Um, it iten moat elk momint klear wêze.

785
00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:11,583
Koel. Sil der op kontrolearje.

786
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:23,875
♪♪

787
00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:24,958
- Frankryk. -Sjen? Sjen.

788
00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:29,042
It is yn prinsipe dien. Kinne jo gewoan iepenje?

789
00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:32,125
-Wis.

790
00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:34,917
Okee. Food porn. Hjir geane wy.

791
00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:38,667
Dus, jo gewoan, jo witte,
iepenje it en ...

792
00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,125
Ach jo.

793
00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:42,667
Wolle jo net gewoan ...

794
00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:43,167
Ahh!

795
00:40:43,167 --> 00:40:45,291
It docht - It falt rjocht fan 'e bonke.

796
00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:49,541
Dat is, lykas, sil wêze - Oh, it sil echt goed wêze.

797
00:40:49,541 --> 00:40:53,500
Okee, jo. Dus, uh, it is frijwat klear om te gean.

798
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:54,833
En...

799
00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:58,375
Fansels sille wy it in moaie kar jaan.

800
00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,500
- Och, net dwaan.

801
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:03,500
-Mmm!

802
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:04,167
-[ Hoest]

803
00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:05,667
- Dit is net, lykas, konvinsjonele Turkije,

804
00:41:05,667 --> 00:41:08,667
mar ik tink dat it echt goed sil wêze.

805
00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:10,500
- Oh, God, Frances.

806
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,917
- Jo sjogge alle fochtigens
echt útkomme

807
00:41:12,917 --> 00:41:15,583
hjir yn it wetter.

808
00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:17,458
Sa werom.

809
00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:20,458
- Frances, dat is genôch,
serieus.

810
00:41:30,084 --> 00:41:31,541
- Ta-da!

811
00:41:31,541 --> 00:41:34,708
- Sjocht der geweldich út.
- Gewoan...

812
00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:40,416
- Ik tink dat se brûke
Hannah syn kalkoen.

813
00:41:48,084 --> 00:41:50,667
- Wy kinne beide besykje. It sil wêze as in ...

814
00:41:50,667 --> 00:41:52,708
- Dat sjocht der goed út.

815
00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:54,209
Dit kin perfoarst net ite.
-Ja.

816
00:41:54,209 --> 00:41:58,209
Och, nee. Wy kinne, jo witte,
meitsje it ta in...

817
00:41:58,209 --> 00:41:59,958
- It komt goed. Se sil it begripe.

818
00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:01,291
[Echoing] Se sil it begripe.

819
00:42:01,291 --> 00:42:02,958
Wêr is de turkije, Frances?

820
00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:04,917
- Ik tocht dat ik koe
bring ús tichterby.

821
00:42:04,917 --> 00:42:07,875
-Ik hie net genôch tiid om it te koken, om't jo witte ...

822
00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:14,084
[Stim oerlappe, echo]

823
00:42:14,084 --> 00:42:15,375
-Nee!

824
00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:17,042
Nee! Nee!

825
00:42:17,042 --> 00:42:18,167
- [Screaming]

826
00:42:18,167 --> 00:42:21,125
- Ferjit dy! Fuck dy!

827
00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:23,125
Fuck dy!

828
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:26,250
[ûndúdlik roppen]

829
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:38,291
♪♪

830
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:50,042
♪♪

831
00:42:50,042 --> 00:42:52,000
Ik haatsje dy!

832
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,833
Fuck dy ferdomme kalkoen.

833
00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:55,958
Ow! Fuck!

834
00:42:55,958 --> 00:42:57,125
- Frankryk!

835
00:42:57,125 --> 00:42:58,917
-Oh myn God. Frances.

836
00:42:58,917 --> 00:43:03,042
[Alle roppen ûndúdlik]

837
00:43:03,042 --> 00:43:05,209
- Slach.

838
00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:08,541
Wat wolle jo?

839
00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:14,000
♪♪

840
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,917
- Oh, shit.

841
00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:25,625
♪♪

842
00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:26,958
-Oh! [Laitsjen]

843
00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:29,209
-Shit! -Earme Turkije.

844
00:43:29,209 --> 00:43:33,750
- Och, ja, dit is wis
gean op myn ferhaal.

845
00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:35,875
-Ja.

846
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:49,500
♪♪

847
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:58,209
♪♪

848
00:43:58,209 --> 00:44:06,000
♪♪

849
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:11,292
-♪ Ik fertel dy net wat ik tink ♪

850
00:44:11,292 --> 00:44:14,041
♪ Want it is gewoan te swier ♪

851
00:44:14,041 --> 00:44:18,417
♪ Ja, it is gewoan te swier ♪

852
00:44:18,417 --> 00:44:23,083
♪ Doe't wy moete, wie it sa maklik ♪

853
00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:25,791
♪ Ik koe sa maklik wêze ♪

854
00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:29,791
♪ No binne dingen sa swier ♪

855
00:44:29,791 --> 00:44:32,250
♪♪

856
00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:36,208
♪ Ik seach dy rinnen nei skoalle ♪

857
00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:38,833
♪ En ik kaam hast oan ♪

858
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:44,167
♪ En sei: "Sille jo myn wêze?" ♪

859
00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:48,875
♪ Ik besocht dy in ferhaal te fertellen ♪

860
00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:51,375
♪ Mar ik klink sa dom ♪

861
00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:54,709
♪ En do hast gjin tiid ♪

862
00:44:54,709 --> 00:44:59,292
♪♪

863
00:44:59,292 --> 00:45:00,458
♪ Ach... ♪

864
00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:03,083
- Dear Hear, ús God.

865
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:07,458
Hegere macht dy't foar guon wêze.

866
00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:09,667
Hjoed fiere wy -

867
00:45:09,667 --> 00:45:11,333
- Tankewol iten.

868
00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:13,875
-Ekskusearje my. Lit my ferdomme ôfmeitsje.

869
00:45:13,875 --> 00:45:17,375
-Mel, ik tink dat ik fannacht eins wol genede sizze soe.

870
00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:21,709
-Jo soene Grace net kenne as se dy yn 'e kont neukte.

871
00:45:21,709 --> 00:45:22,916
-[Sjoerds]

872
00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:24,750
Rude. -Oh, fy fan.

873
00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:28,625
-It spyt my. Hawwe jo in probleem mei myn taal?

874
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:29,958
- Dy beweging is siik, broer.

875
00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:31,250
- Okee, ik wit dat ik krekt it measte hie

876
00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:35,709
cathartic freakout fan myn libben, mar ik bin net fier fan in twadde.

877
00:45:35,709 --> 00:45:37,958
-Mm, dat wol nimmen fan dy.

878
00:45:37,958 --> 00:45:39,417
-En wat wolle wy fan dy?

879
00:45:39,417 --> 00:45:43,167
It famke dat net trije moanne kin sûnder heech te wurden.

880
00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:45,916
- It spyt my, wannear wie de lêste kear dat jo it hawwe

881
00:45:45,916 --> 00:45:48,542
trije moannen sûnder heech te wurden?

882
00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:49,791
- Wêrom bisto hjir sels?

883
00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:51,542
- Okee, ik soe my ekskús meitsje

884
00:45:51,542 --> 00:45:53,500
foar it pesten dy twa
op middelbere skoalle,

885
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,750
mar sjoch no wa is de ferdomme pester.

886
00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:58,000
- Se hat in punt.

887
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,250
-Och, seit de werberne

888
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:03,584
dy't gjin minste oerlêst oan kin.

889
00:46:03,584 --> 00:46:04,709
-[Sjoerds]

890
00:46:04,709 --> 00:46:07,167
Ferdomme. -Wachtsje.

891
00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:08,916
Lit my dyn mûle rûke.

892
00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:09,417
-Nee.

893
00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:11,333
Nee. Ferdomme. Stopje! - Lit my dyn mûle rûke.

894
00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:14,916
- Wiste it! Do reade wyn-bevlekte-
tosken-ha-ezel teef.

895
00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:18,667
- Lit har mei rêst, Frances.

896
00:46:18,667 --> 00:46:21,041
- Serieus?

897
00:46:21,041 --> 00:46:23,292
- Ik bin der sa argewaasje fan dat er dat seit.

898
00:46:23,292 --> 00:46:25,208
- Kin ik gewoan net neuke
om dy hinne prate?

899
00:46:25,208 --> 00:46:28,292
- Letterlik alles wat jo sizze
is ferfelend.

900
00:46:28,292 --> 00:46:31,417
Krekt om't jo beats fjoer binne, betsjut net dat ien fan ús

901
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:34,500
wol de domme stront hearre dy't út dyn mûle komt.

902
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:39,833
- Babe, ik tink dat wy hjir fuort moatte.

903
00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:42,000
- Huh?

904
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,125
- Ik tink dat it tiid wurdt dat wy nei hûs geane.

905
00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:49,375
- Wêr hinne gean? Do kinst net ride.

906
00:46:49,375 --> 00:46:52,458
- Kinne jo net ride?

907
00:46:52,458 --> 00:46:53,542
- Absoluut net.

908
00:46:53,542 --> 00:46:56,000
- Jo witte, wy hoege dit net te nimmen.

909
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,584
Jo witte dat wy dit net hoege te nimmen.

910
00:46:57,584 --> 00:47:02,208
- Och, nee, nee, ik - ik wol dit alles sjen.

911
00:47:02,208 --> 00:47:06,250
- Babe, ik tink dat wy mar nei hûs moatte. Wy geane mar nei hûs.

912
00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:08,542
- Nee, wy geane net fuort.

913
00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:11,083
Jo hawwe my hjir brocht om te sjen wa't jo binne

914
00:47:11,083 --> 00:47:13,916
yn dizze oare relaasje.

915
00:47:13,916 --> 00:47:16,417
[Laitsje]

916
00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:19,333
Ik begryp it noch net.

917
00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:22,375
Lykas, fertel my gewoan de wierheid.

918
00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:24,250
Wêrom binne wy ​​hjir?

919
00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:29,791
Hasto my hjir brocht om...

920
00:47:31,542 --> 00:47:32,916
neukje har?

921
00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:35,250
-Goed -- -Wolle jo de wierheid witte?

922
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:38,542
-Asjebleaft. Asjebleaft. Asjebleaft.

923
00:47:38,542 --> 00:47:41,292
- De wierheid is, ik haw Atticus oertsjûge

924
00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:45,083
om de relaasje fan jo jonges te iepenjen, om't ik tocht,

925
00:47:45,083 --> 00:47:50,709
"Litte wy sjen hoe cool dyn freondinne echt is."

926
00:47:50,709 --> 00:47:53,709
En witsto wat?

927
00:47:53,709 --> 00:47:55,958
Do bist net sa cool.

928
00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:56,458
-Och.

929
00:47:56,458 --> 00:48:01,375
Jo witte, it is in soarte fan jammerdearlik hoe't jo noch oan him hingje.

930
00:48:01,375 --> 00:48:06,250
Hy brûkt dy gewoan. - Och, echt?

931
00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:09,250
Wa brûkt wa?

932
00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:12,542
- It is "wa."

933
00:48:14,875 --> 00:48:17,625
It is "wa".
[Snippen]

934
00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:23,500
[Crying] "Wa."

935
00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:29,458
-[Laitsje]
-Atticus?

936
00:48:29,458 --> 00:48:29,958
Atticus.

937
00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:33,750
-Hei. Atticus. - Nee, wat hast dien?

938
00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:35,083
Wat hast dien, Mel?

939
00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:38,750
- Okee, ûntspanne. Ik bin krekt fallen
in Xeroofex yn syn drankje.

940
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:41,041
It is de doggie Xanax, jim.

941
00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:41,584
- Melissa!

942
00:48:41,584 --> 00:48:43,584
- Net iens neuke
folsleine namme my.

943
00:48:43,584 --> 00:48:46,125
- Jo koenen him deameitsje.

944
00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:48,292
- Hy is goed. Krekt in bytsje slieperich.

945
00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:50,250
-Oh myn God. - Eh, wolkom.

946
00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:53,417
Hy wie fucking ferfelend, en hy stiel myn catchphrase.

947
00:48:53,667 --> 00:48:56,959
-Jo, ik drugs JD de hiele tiid.
It is kâld.

948
00:48:56,959 --> 00:48:58,959
-Sjen?

949
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:05,959
-JD, drinksto?

950
00:49:05,959 --> 00:49:07,458
-Ja. Ik nim in glês.

951
00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:12,542
-Sûnt wannear drinksto?
- Sûnt fannacht.

952
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:14,792
- Mar ik bin ophâlden mei drinken foar dy.

953
00:49:14,792 --> 00:49:18,834
- Okee, ik haw dy noait frege dat te dwaan.

954
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:23,583
- Hannah, giet it goed?

955
00:49:26,583 --> 00:49:28,792
- Ach...

956
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:33,417
Kin ik dy in fraach stelle?

957
00:49:33,417 --> 00:49:36,208
Wêrom bisto hjir?

958
00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:41,834
-O, goed. Ik bedoel, kin ik earlik wêze?

959
00:49:41,834 --> 00:49:44,125
- Kinsto?

960
00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:46,250
- Ik tocht...

961
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,583
[De kiel skjin] dat as ik hjir kaam,

962
00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:54,084
Ik koe Atticus bewize dat ik iepensinnich wêze kin

963
00:49:54,084 --> 00:49:57,750
dit oare part te akseptearjen
fan syn libben

964
00:49:57,750 --> 00:50:02,125
dat hy yn 'e kompartiminten bewarre bleaun is
fan my sa lang.

965
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:02,750
[Laitsje]

966
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:06,708
Ik -- [Keal skjin] Ik woe leauwe dat jo relaasje

967
00:50:06,708 --> 00:50:09,750
by him wie suver fysyk.

968
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:14,875
Ik tocht dat jo in stik waarmer wurde soene,

969
00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:17,917
en do bist net sa waarm.

970
00:50:17,917 --> 00:50:19,250
[Laitsje]

971
00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:26,291
Like, do bist - do bist, lykas,
natuerlik moai.

972
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,125
Wat is folle slimmer.

973
00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:32,375
-Dankewol. tink ik.
- Ik tink...

974
00:50:32,375 --> 00:50:34,416
Ik tink dat ik gewoan tocht dat as ik hjir kaam,

975
00:50:34,416 --> 00:50:40,042
hy soe realisearje dat hy wêze wol
mei my. [Laitsje]

976
00:50:40,042 --> 00:50:43,375
Om folwoeksener te wurden.

977
00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:45,833
Hy seit dat er net trouwe wol oant er 30 is.

978
00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:48,458
No, ik bin hast 30 en ik kin net wachtsje

979
00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:52,708
wylst myn klok tikt oant er fan gedachten feroaret.

980
00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:54,667
Mar - Mar hy is ree,
om ien of oare reden,

981
00:50:54,667 --> 00:50:55,958
om tegearre eigendom te keapjen,

982
00:50:55,958 --> 00:51:01,375
dat is as in ynset fan 20 jier, witsto?

983
00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:05,167
En no bin ik hjir,

984
00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:11,291
en ik fiel my sa stom.

985
00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:19,917
- Och, ik bin sa'n lul.

986
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:24,167
- Tankewol foar it sizzen.

987
00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:25,625
-[ ropt ûndúdlik ]

988
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:28,458
- Och, myn God. Oh myn God.
Oh myn God.

989
00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:29,792
Relax!

990
00:51:29,792 --> 00:51:32,000
-Wat dochst do? Ophâlde!
- Ik bedoel...

991
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:32,833
Ik snap it. Ik snap it.

992
00:51:32,833 --> 00:51:35,042
Ik bin hjir om dizze te meitsjen
offers foar in keardel

993
00:51:35,042 --> 00:51:38,750
dy't letterlik yn it gesicht slein wurde moat

994
00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:40,000
om syn oandacht te krijen.

995
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,125
Lykas, meitsje jo in grapke?

996
00:51:42,125 --> 00:51:43,500
- Och, myn God, jim.

997
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:46,167
Ik fergeat my hast te ferûntskuldigjen
foar it dwaan fan heroïne

998
00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:48,416
by jo ôfstudearjen fan 'e middelbere skoalle.

999
00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:49,084
Oh myn God.

1000
00:51:49,084 --> 00:51:51,667
Dat is it hiele punt fan my
hjir wêze wie myn dwaan,

1001
00:51:51,667 --> 00:51:53,958
lykas, living amends of wat dan ek.

1002
00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:55,375
Okee, dus it spyt my echt,

1003
00:51:55,375 --> 00:51:58,333
en ik beloof net mear sa te wêzen.

1004
00:51:58,333 --> 00:52:00,042
Lykas, miskien.

1005
00:52:00,042 --> 00:52:00,958
- Tankewol, Mel.

1006
00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:04,333
It liket my dat wy sille
bestelle Postmates, rjochts?

1007
00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:05,084
- Um, fuck jo.

1008
00:52:05,084 --> 00:52:07,875
- Mar myn kalkoen is ferdomme goed.
- Ik sil jo Venmo.

1009
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,583
- Dizze stiet op heit nûmer twa.

1010
00:52:10,583 --> 00:52:12,541
- En ik tink ...

1011
00:52:12,541 --> 00:52:20,625
chees foar ús biologyske klokken
en delusional grandeurs.

1012
00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:23,250
-Wachtsje!

1013
00:52:23,250 --> 00:52:24,291
Sei immen kokaïne?

1014
00:52:24,291 --> 00:52:25,416
-Aah! Wêr?! - Fuck jo!

1015
00:52:25,416 --> 00:52:28,375
-Ik wit it net. Ik tocht dat immen hjir it hawwe moast.

1016
00:52:28,375 --> 00:52:29,583
- Ach...

1017
00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:32,917
Ik haw dizze Adderall myn mem makket my nimme.

1018
00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:34,792
-Wo! -Yeeees!

1019
00:52:34,792 --> 00:52:39,000
♪♪

1020
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,042
♪♪

1021
00:52:42,042 --> 00:52:47,209
-♪ Ik haw in hipster-koffer,
Ik haw in hipster-koffer ♪

1022
00:52:47,209 --> 00:52:51,500
♪ Ik haw in hipster-koffer
foar myn telefoan ♪

1023
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:56,750
♪ Se krige se skinny jeans, se krige se skinny jeans ♪

1024
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:01,459
♪ Se krige se skinny jeans
syndroom ♪

1025
00:53:01,459 --> 00:53:06,459
♪ Ik haw in hipster stand, ik haw in hipster stand ♪

1026
00:53:06,459 --> 00:53:11,167
♪ Ik haw in hipster-stand
foar myn mikrofoan ♪

1027
00:53:11,167 --> 00:53:16,125
♪ Se krige in basketkoffer, sy krige in basketkoffer ♪

1028
00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:22,500
♪ Se krige in mandkoffer
foar har fyts ♪

1029
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:27,042
♪ As jo ienris Macthen gean, geane jo net werom ♪

1030
00:53:27,042 --> 00:53:31,500
♪ Know-it-all sjeny
wit net jack ♪

1031
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:36,875
♪ Ik soe it allegear ynruilje foar in pinne en in pad ♪

1032
00:53:36,875 --> 00:53:39,917
♪ Sanity is gewoan in foarbygong ♪

1033
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:44,958
♪ Ik haw in hipster-koffer,
Ik haw in hipster-koffer ♪

1034
00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:49,292
♪ Ik haw in hipster-koffer
foar myn telefoan ♪

1035
00:53:49,292 --> 00:53:54,459
♪ Se krige se skinny jeans, se krige se skinny jeans ♪

1036
00:53:54,459 --> 00:53:58,875
♪ Se krige se skinny jeans
syndroom ♪

1037
00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:03,875
♪ Ik haw in hipster stand, ik haw in hipster stand ♪

1038
00:54:03,875 --> 00:54:09,833
♪ Ik haw in hipster-stand
foar myn mikrofoan ♪

1039
00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:14,750
♪ Se krige in basketkoffer, sy krige in basketkoffer ♪

1040
00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:19,417
♪ Se krige in mandkoffer
foar har fyts ♪

1041
00:54:19,417 --> 00:54:24,334
♪ Leun nei de kant wylst ik rjocht stean ♪

1042
00:54:24,334 --> 00:54:29,083
♪ Orizjineel is sa
in mienskiplike eigenskip ♪

1043
00:54:29,083 --> 00:54:37,375
♪♪

1044
00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:46,167
♪♪

1045
00:54:47,708 --> 00:54:50,833
- Wy helpe him
syn lichem weromhelje.

1046
00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:56,750
-Ja. As One Direction stand-in.

1047
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:59,708
- Hawwe jo gewoan in grap makke?

1048
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:08,875
♪♪

1049
00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:11,625
-♪ Ik swar, ik hearde it allegear ♪

1050
00:55:11,625 --> 00:55:17,833
♪ Se feroaret fan gedachten, lykas safolle kearen earder ♪

1051
00:55:17,833 --> 00:55:20,250
♪ Myn lytse porseleinpop ♪

1052
00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:26,459
♪ Kraken en krûpen hielendal mager op 'e badkeamerflier ♪

1053
00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:29,334
♪ Jo tute in gek ♪

1054
00:55:29,334 --> 00:55:32,791
♪ En freegje my ôf wêrom ik doch wat ik ♪

1055
00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:34,833
♪ Moatte dwaan ♪

1056
00:55:34,833 --> 00:55:37,541
♪ Ruthless en wreed ♪

1057
00:55:37,541 --> 00:55:39,125
♪ Kâld swit en sigaretten ♪

1058
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:42,750
♪ En miljard dingen
Ik doch foar dy ♪

1059
00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:45,042
♪ Ik wit, ik wit, ik wit ♪

1060
00:55:45,042 --> 00:55:47,708
♪ Ik wit, ik wit ♪

1061
00:55:47,708 --> 00:55:51,042
-[Laitsje]

1062
00:55:51,042 --> 00:55:53,791
♪ Ik wit, ik wit, ik wit ♪

1063
00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:56,292
- Ik hâld fan, um...

1064
00:55:56,292 --> 00:56:00,917
Ik hâld fan wat jo dien hawwe
mei it plak.

1065
00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:03,708
-Wat?

1066
00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:06,292
- It is in grapke.

1067
00:56:06,292 --> 00:56:09,125
- Okee. Fynsto it leuk?

1068
00:56:10,334 --> 00:56:13,500
-De - De rivier klinkt moai.

1069
00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:17,459
- Babe...

1070
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,583
Aah! [Laitsje]

1071
00:56:21,583 --> 00:56:23,250
Hee.

1072
00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:24,042
-Hei.

1073
00:56:24,042 --> 00:56:28,250
- Hasto dit earder dien?

1074
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:31,292
- Net mei dy.

1075
00:56:32,459 --> 00:56:35,125
- Lit ús it ljocht útsette.

1076
00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:40,292
-Oh myn God. Fuck, fuck!

1077
00:56:40,292 --> 00:56:41,625
Oh myn God. Is dat in fucking bug?!

1078
00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:44,083
Oh myn God! Lit it ljocht wer oan!

1079
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:47,750
- Dames, litte wy in iepening hawwe
en earlik petear

1080
00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,500
oer ús relaasje.

1081
00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:52,000
- Earlikens is sa manipulatyf.

1082
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,958
- Hy is in ferdomme hypokriet.

1083
00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:56,625
Tinkt dat er allegear foarútstribjend en stront is om't er kut yt.

1084
00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:58,791
-Hy is - Hy is in "feminist"

1085
00:56:58,791 --> 00:57:03,541
dy't letterlik ferslave is
om porno te binen.

1086
00:57:03,541 --> 00:57:05,625
[Gags]

1087
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:09,000
- Atticus.

1088
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,958
Wy binne út syn kompetysje.

1089
00:57:14,666 --> 00:57:22,000
-Hy fertelde my dat hy net bliid is mei de seks dy't wy hawwe hân.

1090
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,917
-Bisto?

1091
00:57:24,917 --> 00:57:28,208
- Ik kom elke kear.

1092
00:57:28,208 --> 00:57:30,292
-Selde.

1093
00:57:30,292 --> 00:57:34,375
- Ik bedoel, [Scoffs] hy ek.

1094
00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:36,917
- Ja, fansels.

1095
00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,250
- Ik haatsje him.

1096
00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:42,875
- Nee, do net.

1097
00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:45,500
Ik ek net.

1098
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:47,167
[Sucht]

1099
00:57:47,167 --> 00:57:51,459
Om earlik te wêzen, bin ik bliid dat er my net keazen hat.

1100
00:57:51,459 --> 00:57:54,666
-Och, tinke jo dat hy my keazen hat?

1101
00:57:54,666 --> 00:57:58,875
- Duh. Hy sil mei dy trouwe.

1102
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:01,334
-Nee. [Laitsje]

1103
00:58:01,334 --> 00:58:04,375
Hy wachtet op dy.

1104
00:58:04,917 --> 00:58:11,167
-Ik tink dat wy beide witte dat hy net op ien wachtet.

1105
00:58:12,708 --> 00:58:17,791
-Wier. Hy wol elkenien.

1106
00:58:17,791 --> 00:58:18,750
[Sucht]

1107
00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:23,666
No begryp ik wêrom hy ús fuorthâldt
fan elkoar.

1108
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:27,042
Dy neukjonge.

1109
00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:41,500
- Brûk jo syn beweging op my?

1110
00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:44,541
-Miskien.

1111
00:58:44,541 --> 00:58:47,167
-♪ Ik wit, ik wit, ik wit ♪

1112
00:58:47,167 --> 00:58:50,875
♪ Ik wit, ik wit ♪

1113
00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:53,875
-♪ As de ljochten delgeane ♪

1114
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:59,583
♪ En jo fiele dat jo libje ♪

1115
00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:04,541
♪ As alles wat der ta docht
oan dy no ♪

1116
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:10,042
♪ Is wêr te wachtsjen op de grutte misdied, oh ♪

1117
00:59:10,042 --> 00:59:12,459
-♪ Jo sizze ♪ -♪ Ik wit, ik wit, ik wit ♪

1118
00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:15,417
-♪ Jo sizze ♪ -♪ Ik wit, ik wit ♪

1119
00:59:15,417 --> 00:59:17,083
-♪ Jo sizze ♪

1120
00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:21,417
♪ Myn lytse porseleinpop, sis ♪ -♪ Ik wit, ik wit, ik wit ♪

1121
00:59:21,417 --> 00:59:23,958
-♪ Jo sizze ♪ -♪ Ik wit, ik wit ♪

1122
00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:26,750
-♪ Jo sizze ♪

1123
00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:28,459
♪ Myn lytse porseleinpop, sis ♪

1124
00:59:28,459 --> 00:59:30,167
-♪ Jo sizze ♪ -♪ Ik wit, ik wit, ik wit ♪

1125
00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:32,833
-♪ Jo sizze ♪ -♪ Ik wit, ik wit ♪

1126
00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:35,417
-♪ Jo sizze ♪

1127
00:59:35,417 --> 00:59:37,708
♪ Myn lytse porseleinpop ♪

1128
00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:40,042
♪ Ik wit, ik wit, ik wit ♪

1129
00:59:40,042 --> 00:59:42,583
♪ Ik wit, ik wit ♪

1130
00:59:42,583 --> 00:59:52,459
♪♪

1131
00:59:59,459 --> 01:00:02,250
[JD urinating]

1132
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,833
- [Sacht] Fuck.

1133
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:12,250
-Dus, wisten jo?

1134
01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:15,417
-Nee. Hasto?

1135
01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:17,167
-Nee.

1136
01:00:17,167 --> 01:00:19,708
Sa binne wy ​​gelyk.

1137
01:00:25,292 --> 01:00:27,375
Ik hâld fan dat jo fan kampearje hâlde.

1138
01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:29,791
Ik fiel dat wy moatte dwaan
dit faker.

1139
01:00:29,791 --> 01:00:34,208
- Witte jo sels wa't ik bin?
- Do bist Parker.

1140
01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:38,417
- Ik haatsje kamping.
-Och.

1141
01:00:38,417 --> 01:00:42,125
- Ik bedoel, fertel my asjebleaft, fynst dizze stront leuk?

1142
01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:44,875
Jo - Jo hâlde fan sliepe
mei bugs?

1143
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:47,167
- Ik fyn dit moai.

1144
01:00:47,167 --> 01:00:49,708
-[Sucht]

1145
01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:52,042
Soe jo wat skele?

1146
01:00:52,042 --> 01:00:56,250
- Ik skele oer in protte dingen.
-Nee. Hoe sit it mei wearden?

1147
01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:57,791
-Fansels skele ik oer wearden.

1148
01:00:57,791 --> 01:01:02,583
Moraliteit. Ik fiel my lykas elkenien
moat iepen-minded wêze.

1149
01:01:02,583 --> 01:01:04,375
Do wist?

1150
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:06,250
-JD...

1151
01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:11,417
Man. Ik tink net dat dit goed komt.

1152
01:01:12,958 --> 01:01:15,375
- Okee.

1153
01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:17,417
-"Okee"?

1154
01:01:17,417 --> 01:01:19,375
Dat is it?

1155
01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:23,875
- Is der noch hwat?
-[Laitsje]

1156
01:01:23,875 --> 01:01:24,958
ik...

1157
01:01:24,958 --> 01:01:26,167
Ik tink net.

1158
01:01:26,167 --> 01:01:29,334
- Okee. Oant moarn.

1159
01:01:29,334 --> 01:01:31,750
-[Sjoerds]

1160
01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:54,417
-[Snurken]

1161
01:01:58,375 --> 01:01:59,791
-[Grikje]

1162
01:01:59,791 --> 01:02:02,459
ik win. [Giggle]

1163
01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:06,000
-Wy moatte op fakânsje gean yn Alaska.

1164
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:06,875
- Ja, Alaska.

1165
01:02:06,875 --> 01:02:08,250
- Hike dat spoar dat fanôf giet, lykas,

1166
01:02:08,250 --> 01:02:09,625
San Diego nei Kanada of wat stront.

1167
01:02:09,625 --> 01:02:10,917
- Ja, Kanada.
- Hé jonges...

1168
01:02:10,917 --> 01:02:13,334
-En wy kinne raften
of moarns kuierje.

1169
01:02:13,334 --> 01:02:15,000
- Fuck, ik bin sa del. -Jo! Wat de fuck?!

1170
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,958
-Wat?! -Wat? Stopje mei skriemen.

1171
01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:21,292
-JD en ik binne krekt útbrutsen en ik haw Frances nedich.

1172
01:02:21,292 --> 01:02:23,375
[Sucht]

1173
01:02:23,375 --> 01:02:23,875
- Wachtsje...

1174
01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:28,791
Dat JD like dien,
as hy single is?

1175
01:02:29,417 --> 01:02:32,375
Wachtsje. Witte jo wat ik altyd woe?

1176
01:02:32,375 --> 01:02:34,250
-Wat? - Twa freonen

1177
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:36,459
- Och, dat kietelt. -... tagelyk.

1178
01:02:36,459 --> 01:02:39,833
- Dat kietelt, dat kietelt.

1179
01:02:47,875 --> 01:02:49,292
- Klop, klop.

1180
01:02:49,292 --> 01:02:52,125
- Wa is dêr?

1181
01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:57,334
-[Djip sykheljen]

1182
01:02:57,334 --> 01:03:05,833
♪♪

1183
01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:08,083
[Stampen]

1184
01:03:09,375 --> 01:03:12,917
♪ Te wurch, te heech ♪

1185
01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:15,459
♪ Om te besykjen en sosjalisearje ♪

1186
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:18,500
♪ Ik bin te let foar myn date ♪

1187
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:21,250
♪ Mei homopornografy en Chick-Fil-A ♪

1188
01:03:21,250 --> 01:03:25,042
♪ Fuck off wylst ik sjoch ♪

1189
01:03:25,042 --> 01:03:27,208
♪ In oar '60-dok ♪

1190
01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:30,334
♪ Lit my witte wêr't jo hinne geane ♪

1191
01:03:30,334 --> 01:03:33,250
♪ Mar ik bliuw thús ♪

1192
01:03:33,250 --> 01:03:39,000
♪♪

1193
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,375
♪ Fergrieme myn tiid net ♪

1194
01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:44,958
♪ Te drok foar dy fannacht ♪

1195
01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:48,459
♪ Ik pak de kâlde koffer út ♪

1196
01:03:48,459 --> 01:03:50,666
♪ Fan Tupac en JonBenét ♪

1197
01:03:50,666 --> 01:03:54,375
♪ En jack ôf wylst ik sjoch ♪

1198
01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:56,666
♪ De magnetronklok ♪

1199
01:03:56,666 --> 01:04:00,083
♪ Lit my witte wêr't jo hinne geane ♪

1200
01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:03,000
♪ Mar ik bliuw thús ♪

1201
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,958
♪ Sorry dat jo net komme kinne ♪

1202
01:04:05,958 --> 01:04:09,167
♪ Oan myn partij fan ien ♪

1203
01:04:09,167 --> 01:04:11,958
♪ Sorry dat jo net komme kinne ♪

1204
01:04:11,958 --> 01:04:15,167
♪ It is in partij fan ien ♪

1205
01:04:15,167 --> 01:04:18,208
♪ Sorry dat jo net komme kinne ♪

1206
01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:21,208
♪ Oan myn partij fan ien ♪

1207
01:04:21,208 --> 01:04:24,250
♪ Sorry dat jo net komme kinne ♪

1208
01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:27,083
♪ It is in partij fan ien ♪

1209
01:04:27,083 --> 01:04:30,375
♪ Ik haw gewoan in drugs nedich ♪

1210
01:04:30,375 --> 01:04:32,708
♪ Om jim allegearre út te ferdrinken ♪

1211
01:04:32,708 --> 01:04:36,083
♪ Wolle dat dingen myn paad gongen ♪

1212
01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:38,708
♪ Mar ik drink it allegear del ♪

1213
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:44,750
♪ Ik haw gjin freon nedich
te hâlden ♪

1214
01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:49,708
♪ Mar ik haw ien nedich
te hâlden ♪

1215
01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:51,541
- Ik en JD binne útinoar.

1216
01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:52,958
- Goed. - Och, God.

1217
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,208
[Retsjen]
- Dude!

1218
01:04:55,208 --> 01:04:58,917
Dat is myn earm.
-Och.

1219
01:04:58,917 --> 01:05:00,167
[Hoastje]

1220
01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:03,083
-Wêrom fiel my goed fiele my as stront?

1221
01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:06,083
-Wêrom fielt it fiele as in stront poppe sa goed?

1222
01:05:06,083 --> 01:05:08,666
-Om't jo in masochist binne.

1223
01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:11,750
- Dat is myn merk.

1224
01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:15,791
Ik tink dat jo dy stomp troch it húske spielje moatte.

1225
01:05:15,791 --> 01:05:17,000
-Nee.

1226
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,708
- Ik sil myn koekje trochspoele.

1227
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,459
Ien twa trije.

1228
01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:34,708
[Rekt, hoest]

1229
01:05:34,708 --> 01:05:39,500
- Moatte wy in segen sizze?

1230
01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:42,083
-Dear God -

1231
01:05:42,083 --> 01:05:44,958
[Retches] - Okee. Okee. Okee. Okee.

1232
01:05:44,958 --> 01:05:46,625
[Toilette spoelt]

1233
01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:49,167
-[Hoastje]

1234
01:05:50,167 --> 01:05:57,750
♪♪

1235
01:05:57,750 --> 01:06:05,000
♪♪

1236
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,125
- It spyt my oer JD.

1237
01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:09,875
- It spyt my sa fan Atticus.

1238
01:06:09,875 --> 01:06:12,208
-Kin mi neat skille.

1239
01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:16,125
- Ik hâld fan dy, dude.

1240
01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:17,541
-Ik hâld ek fan dy.

1241
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:21,042
-♪ Wêrom hast my allinnich litten? ♪

1242
01:06:21,042 --> 01:06:23,958
♪ Sorry dat jo net komme kinne ♪

1243
01:06:23,958 --> 01:06:27,042
♪ Oan myn partij fan ien ♪

1244
01:06:27,042 --> 01:06:30,083
♪ Sorry dat jo net komme kinne ♪

1245
01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:33,459
♪ It is in partij fan ien ♪

1246
01:06:33,459 --> 01:06:38,500
♪♪

1247
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:40,583
[Moaning]

1248
01:06:40,583 --> 01:06:44,000
- Twa freonen! Ja!

1249
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,500
[Tinte slút út]

1250
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:54,459
[Fûgels tjirgjen]

1251
01:07:05,583 --> 01:07:06,292
[Motor begjint]

1252
01:07:06,292 --> 01:07:08,167
♪ Folgjende is net gewoan
cool net mear ♪

1253
01:07:08,167 --> 01:07:10,500
♪ Doch it measte, kin net mear ♪

1254
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:11,541
♪ Hâld de kop ♪

1255
01:07:11,541 --> 01:07:15,000
♪ De plysje sjocht net
sa cool net mear ♪

1256
01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:21,417
- Dude. - Dude!

1257
01:07:21,417 --> 01:07:21,917
-Wit ik.

1258
01:07:21,917 --> 01:07:23,791
- Wy moatte de neuken krije
hjir wei.

1259
01:07:23,791 --> 01:07:25,958
- Wy moatte hjir wei.

1260
01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:27,875
-Moatte wy helpe skjinmeitsje?
- Nee, jonge.

1261
01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:29,791
Fuck dat. Lit ús mar in faam krije.

1262
01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:34,666
[ Natuerdokumintêre spieljen
op mobyl]

1263
01:07:37,042 --> 01:07:39,917
-Oh, myn God, Mel.

1264
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,000
- Hast de hiele nacht wekker west?

1265
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:46,042
- Ik wol hjir no fuort, jonges.

1266
01:07:46,042 --> 01:07:48,541
- Okee. Lit my mar myn kamera en bier krije.

1267
01:07:48,541 --> 01:07:51,417
- Al yn 'e auto. Ik haw it allegear al.

1268
01:07:51,417 --> 01:07:53,917
Gean gewoan.

1269
01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:09,541
- Wow. It is hjir allegear.
Tankewol, Mel.

1270
01:08:14,167 --> 01:08:15,250
Ik bin bliid datsto kaamst.

1271
01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:18,000
- Ik moat myn ferdomme sponsor skilje.

1272
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,459
-Sa folle foar in wykein reis.

1273
01:08:22,541 --> 01:08:25,083
[JD en Mackenzie laitsje]

1274
01:08:25,083 --> 01:08:27,917
-Ew. Oh myn God.

1275
01:08:27,917 --> 01:08:31,833
Lykas, hy is hyt, mar krekt, lykas...

1276
01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:33,708
- Út. Ja.

1277
01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:35,750
- Wêrom hawwe jo, lykas, my mei him útlitten?

1278
01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:40,583
- Dude, ik sei dy net,
safolle kearen.

1279
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:41,375
-Ik hâld fan dy.

1280
01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:43,833
-Ik ha dy mist. - Okee, wês net vulgêr.

1281
01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:46,292
- Myn God, ryd. Ferdomd oandriuwe.
Lit him net sjen my.

1282
01:08:46,292 --> 01:08:50,250
Hy sil my foar in ferdomme hike meitsje.

1283
01:09:04,125 --> 01:09:04,958
-Hei, Frances.

1284
01:09:04,958 --> 01:09:08,250
Um, dus dit is wierskynlik de ienige fan dizze

1285
01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:09,875
Ik sil allinne dwaan.

1286
01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:14,875
Sjoch, it spyt my net
oer fannacht,

1287
01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:16,417
mar sis asjebleaft neat

1288
01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:20,917
want hy sil stjerre om te witten dat er it mist.

1289
01:09:20,917 --> 01:09:22,375
Um...

1290
01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:26,459
Mar de wierheid is ...

1291
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:31,833
Ik hâld fan Atticus.

1292
01:09:32,292 --> 01:09:39,833
En ik hoopje dat jo respektearje
ús grinzen.

1293
01:09:39,833 --> 01:09:41,958
Um...

1294
01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:43,208
Ja.

1295
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:44,583
Okee.

1296
01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:54,125
♪♪

1297
01:09:54,125 --> 01:10:00,292
- Dude, dizze foto's binne goud. Sjoch dy twa ferrekte dabs.

1298
01:10:00,292 --> 01:10:01,583
[Laitsje]

1299
01:10:01,583 --> 01:10:03,875
- Set dat fuort. - Ik wit it net, man.

1300
01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:06,167
-Ik fiel dat wy dizze stront net mear moatte dwaan.

1301
01:10:06,167 --> 01:10:11,459
Lykas, wy binne yn 'e midden fan' e jierren '20.
Dizze stront is net leuk.

1302
01:10:11,459 --> 01:10:15,292
- Ik bedoel, ja, ik soe wierskynlik werom moatte nei rehabilitaasje.

1303
01:10:15,292 --> 01:10:18,083
-Mar ik bedoel... -Och, sjoch it lytse reetsje!

1304
01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:19,375
- ... no't wy allegear single binne ...

1305
01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:24,000
- Okee, sa'n bytsje fereale op Mac. -...wy moatte mear útgean.

1306
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:24,791
Do wist?

1307
01:10:24,791 --> 01:10:29,208
- Fuck, ik wol echt
om heroïne te dwaan.

1308
01:10:32,791 --> 01:10:35,625
- Ik tink dat wy allegear leard hawwe, lykas,

1309
01:10:35,625 --> 01:10:36,750
in weardefolle les.

1310
01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:41,666
- Ja, wy moatte net,
lykas, drinke om wille te hawwen.

1311
01:10:41,666 --> 01:10:44,541
-Ja, wy kinne Droege desimber dwaan.

1312
01:10:44,541 --> 01:10:45,583
-Mm...-Nou...

1313
01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:47,375
Mar dan is der Kryst...
-Ja.

1314
01:10:47,375 --> 01:10:52,125
-...wat betsjut in protte memtiid. Goed, droege jannewaris.

1315
01:10:52,125 --> 01:10:53,292
- Ja, dat klinkt better.

1316
01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:54,833
Ik fiel dat wy dat kinne,

1317
01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:57,958
lykas, wês ús bêste sels
of wat dan ek.

1318
01:10:57,958 --> 01:11:00,417
-Ja.

1319
01:11:00,417 --> 01:11:03,208
Myn dieet begjint moarn.

1320
01:11:04,417 --> 01:11:05,583
-♪ ...wêr wurkje jo oan? ♪

1321
01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:08,250
♪ Shit nunya, leech profyl op wa't jo loerje? ♪

1322
01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:11,459
- Dude, it is noch in banger.
[Laitsje]

1323
01:11:11,459 --> 01:11:13,541
It is noch altyd in banger.

1324
01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:16,167
-♪ In pear bungalow reade tou barbies nep ♪

1325
01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:18,459
♪ Plane myn ûntsnapping
hiele moarn ♪

1326
01:11:18,459 --> 01:11:20,417
♪ Thúsplaat hoe swaaiden jo dat ♪

1327
01:11:20,417 --> 01:11:22,459
♪ In lytse slach, dyn jonge
brocht de ring werom ♪

1328
01:11:22,459 --> 01:11:23,583
♪ Motherfucker tweet dat ♪

1329
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:25,292
♪ Kaasbôle dat is in echte conch-bestelling ♪

1330
01:11:25,292 --> 01:11:27,583
♪ Ik bin in tsiis holle wurd oan
Lil Young Carter ♪

1331
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:32,541
♪ Eartiids is dit in ferske dat wy wetten soene brekke, klauwen oan ♪

1332
01:11:32,541 --> 01:11:35,083
♪ Sis dat it folgjende net gewoan cool is
net mear ♪

1333
01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:37,042
♪ Doch it measte, kin net mear ♪

1334
01:11:37,042 --> 01:11:38,167
♪ Hâld asjebleaft de kûle ♪

1335
01:11:38,167 --> 01:11:39,833
♪ Ops sjocht der net sa cool út
net mear ♪

1336
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:42,958
♪ Doch it measte, wat se dogge
dat foar? ♪

1337
01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:45,917
-Dizze man hat nasjonale kampioenskippen wûn.

1338
01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:56,417
♪♪

1339
01:11:56,417 --> 01:12:06,666
♪♪

1340
01:12:06,666 --> 01:12:08,042
- Okee. [Keal skjin]

1341
01:12:08,042 --> 01:12:10,875
JD en Mac binne op in TikTok-toernee yn 'e RV

1342
01:12:10,875 --> 01:12:14,042
se kocht lokkich tegearre.

1343
01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:18,750
Hannah en Atticus befoarderje in bline kat.

1344
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:22,417
- Och, myn God, se binne sa ferfelend.

1345
01:12:22,417 --> 01:12:24,042
- Parker is swier.

1346
01:12:24,042 --> 01:12:25,375
JK. Se winsket.

1347
01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:28,334
Mar se is dating in Perzyske dokter.

1348
01:12:28,334 --> 01:12:29,833
- Ooh, Aladdin Daddy.

1349
01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:31,334
-Mel, do kinst net sizze
stront sa.

1350
01:12:31,334 --> 01:12:36,708
En ik bin 30 dagen nuchter, jonges.

1351
01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:38,000
- Se krige it ferbjustere.

1352
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:43,292
En wat my oanbelanget, myn fideo, "Turkije Hacks," gie firale.

1353
01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:45,500
Blykt spanning om Thanksgiving ...

1354
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:46,833
tige relatearre ûnderwerp.

1355
01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:47,625
Goedei.

1356
01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:49,666
It bin ik, mei jo moarnsiten porno vlog.

1357
01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:54,791
No hat myn itenporno-vlog mear dan 100,000 abonnees.

1358
01:12:54,791 --> 01:12:56,958
Minsken hâlde fan myn turkije-resepten.

1359
01:12:56,958 --> 01:12:58,334
Wy meie sels werom
by beppe.

1360
01:12:58,334 --> 01:13:02,208
-Nee, wy binne letterlik twongen
werom by beppe te wêzen.

1361
01:13:02,208 --> 01:13:03,791
- Frankryk...

1362
01:13:03,791 --> 01:13:07,250
-Mem, wy dogge ADR.
Hald dy de mûle.

1363
01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,208
Ik mis ferbean wurde.

1364
01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:11,917
- Heit, it is kâld bûten.

1365
01:13:11,917 --> 01:13:14,167
-♪ Bud Light yn ien hân, sigaar yn 'e oare ♪

1366
01:13:14,167 --> 01:13:16,791
♪ 3-0-5 oant ik stjer, dat is wurd oan dyn mem ♪

1367
01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:19,167
♪ Wurd oan dyn heit, hy kin myn caddy wêze ♪

1368
01:13:19,167 --> 01:13:21,833
♪ Lit my deryn glide, famke,
Ik wit dat jo in dikke ♪ hawwe

1369
01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:24,083
♪ Lit my it op dy sette,
moai en stadich ♪

1370
01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:26,541
♪ Reade ljocht, grien ljocht, it is tiid foar my om te gean ♪

1371
01:13:26,541 --> 01:13:29,000
♪ Krij my op in boat, lit my in reek krije ♪

1372
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,459
♪ Rodriguez sigaren en jo witte dat ik it sa leuk fyn ♪

1373
01:13:31,459 --> 01:13:33,791
♪ Jo witte dat ik graach drinke,
harkje nei my sjonge ♪

1374
01:13:33,791 --> 01:13:35,917
♪ Jo witte dat ik de bling haw,
en in pear dikke ringen ♪

1375
01:13:35,917 --> 01:13:38,583
♪ En in pear dikke hoes mei wat echt moaie klean ♪

1376
01:13:38,583 --> 01:13:40,833
♪ Buig it foaroer, famke, en oanreitsje dyn teannen ♪

1377
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,500
♪ Ik wie hjir, doe bin ik fuortgien, ik wie fuort, no bin ik werom ♪

1378
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:45,625
♪ Lytse rap-relapse, fernijde myn kontrakt ♪

1379
01:13:45,625 --> 01:13:48,125
♪ Lit my jo fertelle hoe't ik my fiel, it is in echt shitty deal ♪

1380
01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:51,208
♪ No bin ik fan plan om te kommen
Tom werom nei Spoonbill ♪

1381
01:13:51,208 --> 01:13:53,666
♪ Rop Frankie op, fertel him wat ik tink ♪

1382
01:13:53,666 --> 01:13:55,917
♪ Cozumel Park, 9:30,
springhekken ♪

1383
01:13:55,917 --> 01:13:57,666
♪ Krige de skop en wy drok dwaande mei it graven fan sleatten ♪

1384
01:13:57,666 --> 01:14:00,875
♪ Got the Caja China smoken', I ain't talkin 'duvel's lettuce ♪

1385
01:14:00,875 --> 01:14:03,167
♪ Sis it folgjende is net gewoan
cool net mear ♪

1386
01:14:03,167 --> 01:14:05,250
♪ Doch it measte, kin net mear ♪

1387
01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:06,417
♪ Hâld asjebleaft de kûle ♪

1388
01:14:06,417 --> 01:14:07,875
♪ Ops ain't lookin '
sa cool net mear ♪

1389
01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:10,500
♪ Doch it measte, wêr dogge se dat foar? ♪

1390
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:12,875
♪ Sis it folgjende is net gewoan
cool net mear ♪

1391
01:14:12,875 --> 01:14:15,000
♪ Doch it measte, kin net mear ♪

1392
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,167
♪ Hâld asjebleaft de kûle ♪

1393
01:14:16,167 --> 01:14:17,666
♪ Ops ain't lookin '
sa cool net mear ♪

1394
01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:21,583
♪ Doch it measte, wêr dogge se dat foar? ♪


